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PostSubject: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:42 am

there are three thugs
they go to a priest and each confess a crime
1st thug: i killed 346324573234625675265 prostetutes
priest: how is that bad? well, drink the holy water and your sins are forgiven
1st thug drinks water
2nd thug: I FIRRRRRRRRREEDDDDDDD AAAAA mediocer employee
Priest: okay, drink the holy water and your sins are forgiven
2nd thug drinks water
3rd thug walks in laughing
priest: why are you laughing?
3rd thug: i peed in the holy water!!
priest: -_-_-_-_- ttttt-then eat the holy bread and your sin are forgiven
3rd thug: about that... I also pooed in the bread batter
priest: affraid

knock, knock
whos there
you
you who
yee haw


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:55 am

your momma is like a shotgun.
giver a cock, she blows
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:28 am

lmao


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:29 am

nice...


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:55 am

lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:42 am

Your moma's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn!

Your moma's SO tall, she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris knows where waldo is.
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris has a nightlight. I'ts not because he's scared of the dark, i'ts because the dark is scared of Chuck.
Some kids pee in the snow. Chuck Norris pees in concrete.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because he knows there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:39 am

when Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:37 pm

chuck norris wrote a autobiography....it listed all the people he killed

chuck norris dosen't stand on the earth....the earth stands on him

when chuck norris does push up..he dosent push him self... he pushes the earth down

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:29 pm

Chuck Norris.


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:54 pm

Q: if by some time galactic tragectory,
chuck noris would fight himself,
who'd win?

A: chuck norris, period.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:41 pm

chuck norris policy--no one beats me
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:44 pm

wow. everything based on chuck.

ps, shell read your pm
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:50 am

Yo mama like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows and she has a big sac Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:57 pm

O.k....
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:07 pm

lol, nice ones guys


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:21 pm

Collserra3 wrote:
Your moma's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn!

Your moma's SO tall, she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris knows where waldo is.
Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris has a nightlight. I'ts not because he's scared of the dark, i'ts because the dark is scared of Chuck.
Some kids pee in the snow. Chuck Norris pees in concrete.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because he knows there is no protection from Chuck Norris.

lol nice ones xD.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:01 am

I have a joke. Your mom's like a water balloon, It's fun, it's round and firm, it shoots liquids, and you love to play with it in large groups.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:37 am



no, the second video's reference to jj, is not!!! to me.


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:16 pm

ur mother so big i thought she was the moon. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:45 pm

wow
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:17 pm

LOL. I thought you were the moon!! (jk)


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:06 pm

which is yellow inside and black on the outside?
BAd joke(thats not the answer)


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:33 am

Who wants to hear me recite a poem?
oh wait.... never mind


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:43 am

idk whats my joke i only say it joke


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES XD   Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:37 pm

lolwut


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